Man engages ‘grandmother’ prostitute

[Richard Akindele]

This story should serve as a lesson to men, both married and unmarried, who patronise sex hawkers. A young man from the Eastern part of our country, Nigeria, who resides in the Port Harcourt township area, engaged in an affair that could pass as a very risky gamble.

The young man, who was yet to get married even in his late 30s or early 40s, went on a drinking spree one cool evening. He threw caution to the wind and drank his brains off.

On his way back home, this man was said to have engaged the services of a sex worker whom he took home to have fun with.

Because he was tipsy at the time he engaged this woman, the man never took note of the kind of sex worker he was engaging. Without the normal checks and examinations, he took this woman home.

After the usual exercise, this man woke up in the morning refreshed and more mentally, physically and emotionally balanced to know what was going on around him.

Having overcome the effect of alcohol that held him bound and made him a psycho-patient the previous right, he was then confronted with the reality of what he indulged in without knowing.

He saw that the sex hawker was a woman as old as his grandmother. The man could not believe his eyes, as he ran out of his house in amazement, unknowingly reporting himself to his neigbhours and friends.

He was so embarrassed that he could not come back home to “settle� with the woman so she would go back home.

The incident attracted a lot of “Sympathisers� - some who mocked him saying it was a good lesson for him. Those who cared, rebuked him and asked him to be careful. The man was very lucky because he could have as well hired a killer only for his neigbhours, friends and loved ones to find his corpse in the morning.

Randy men should beware as they may not be always lucky.