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nairaland.net • View topic - If Barrack Obama were Nigeria's president

If Barrack Obama were Nigeria's president

If Barrack Obama were Nigeria's president

Postby Richard Akindele » Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:02 pm

If Barack Obama we're Nigeria's president,

__ He would not allow oil drilling. All of Nigeria's oil revenues would be lost. Nigeria would have to import oil at the prevailing International rate.

__Obama would plunge Nigeria into heavy debt by borrowing tens of trillions of Naira from the IMF, China, Japan, etc.

__Obama would cause a large devaluation of the Naira, by printing massive sums of the currency. Ultimately, Nigeria would end up in hyperinflation like Zimbabwe today, or like Germany after the first World War, or Russia in 1994.

__Obama would introduce Cap 'n Trade in Nigeria. In a nutshell, he would impose new taxes on manufacturing industries, based on the amount of Carbon Dioxide, and other greenhouse gases they emit into the air. Of course, higher taxes on manufacturers translate directly into higher prices on the finished products. In time, Nigerian industries would close their doors from the hostile business environment.

__Obama would shutdown access to rivers for farmers, if he believes that the fishes in those rivers are being affected. By shutting down access to water for farmers, the prices of food would skyrocket.

__Obama would open up Nigeria's borders, allowing tens of millions of people from all over the of the world, to sneak into Nigeria without legal immigration documents. These illegal aliens would import crimes. They would take jobs from Nigerian citizens. They would import drugs, and engage in human trafficking, kidnappings, car-jacking. Violent gang activity would increase. They would use hospital services for free. All of their children born in Nigeria, would automatically gain Nigerian citizenship. Obama would do this to Nigerians, with a view toward granting all of the foreigners Nigerian citizenship. Once they're citizens, he expects their votes.

__When Nigerians protest against such an invasion by foreigners, Obama would call Nigerians selfish, and nativists.

__Obama would prevent border agents from doing their job. Any border agent who shoots back, after being shot by drug smugglers, would be thrown in jail.

__Obama would travel round the world, calling Nigerians spoiled, and arrogant.

__Obama would discourage people from running private businesses, by imposing high taxes on any business that makes profits. If you own a business that makes money, Obama would accuse you of being a greedy capitalist.

__Obama would force low quality General hospitals on the population. If you fall sick, you'd have to wait in line to be treated. Months, or years down the road, if you're still alive by the time you're invited for treatment, you may eventually get treated.

__Obama, and everybody in government would get treated at the very best private hospitals money can by.

__Obama would weaken Nigeria's military defense, by getting rid of most of Nigeria's ammunition.

__Obama himself would acquire a lot of wealth, while denigrating everybody else that is wealthy.

__Obama would make it difficult for the children of other Nigerians to attend private schools, while his own children all attend the most expensive private schools.

__Obama would institute Value Added Tax (VAT). The net effect of which would be to double or triple the cost of everything Nigerians buy.

__Obama would further drive a wedge between Hausas, Igbos, and Yorubas. He would set Muslims and Christians against one another.

__Obama would make enemies of other nations that are long-time friends of Nigeria.

__Obama would seek to ban the importation of luxury vehicles like Hummers, Escalades, Expeditions, etc. He would reduce people to driving around in mini cars such as Hyundai Accent, Ford Focus, Mercedes-Benz A-Class, BMW 1-series, etc.

__While denigrating larger vehicles, Obama and his cohorts would drive around in large vehicles, and live in huge mansions.

__If Nigeria has any ongoing space programs, it would be stopped by Obama. If Nigeria needs to go to space, they would have to go with Russians scientists in Russian spacecrafts.

__Obama would dictate how much money businesses can earn each year. Anything above that threshold would incur confiscatory taxes.

__Obama would shutdown any media outlet that criticizes him, or his policies. He would single out any reporter that dares to challenge his ideals.

__Obama would make rules to restaurants about what Nigerians are allowed to eat. He would tell Nigerians how much salt they can have in their food. Although he won't make any rules about smoking, since he is a chain smoking locomotive himself.

Obama is an enemy of progress. The idea of anybody, other than government leaders living large, would be an abomination in Obama's world.

Under Obama as the president of Nigeria, unemployment would explode. Poverty in Nigeria would explode. Basically everybody would end up begging for crumbs from the government.
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Postby Proflynks1 » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:58 pm

:?: does it mean that he hates Nigeria??
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Postby Richard Akindele » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:09 pm

[quote="Proflynks1"]:?: does it mean that he hates Nigeria??[/quote]

The fact that you would ask such a question, means that you don't like the policies I've enumerated above.

As it turns out, these are the policies that Obama is implementing in the USA today.

So, knowing what you know about him, would you say he hates America?
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Postby Proflynks1 » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:47 pm

:?: :?: :?: :roll: :roll:
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