A woman surprised a burgler in her home one day. She was unarmed. The only thing she could think to do was shout out Acts 2:38.
That made the burgler freeze. Moments later, the police arrived and were surprised to find the burgler.
The police felt the need to know why the burgler acted the way he did. So ask, "what is it about the Bible quote Acts 2:38 that made you fear an unarmed woman so much"? And he answered, "what Bible quote"? I thought she said she had an axe in 238.