Face lift
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:10 pmA 45 year old religious lady suffers a heart attack. At the hospital, she prays to the Lord, and miraculously, she survived the heart attack.
She then asks God how much time she has before her time on earth is up. God says to her, you have 40 years.
"40 years!", she exclaimed. Well, if I have 40 more years on this planet, I might as well look good. So she gets several plastic surgeries done.
Two weeks out of hospital after her plastic surgery, she's hit by a truck and killed.
On her way to heaven, she asks God, "Lord, I can't be dead. You promised me I had 40 more years?"
God's response, oh I didn't recognise you.
She then asks God how much time she has before her time on earth is up. God says to her, you have 40 years.
"40 years!", she exclaimed. Well, if I have 40 more years on this planet, I might as well look good. So she gets several plastic surgeries done.
Two weeks out of hospital after her plastic surgery, she's hit by a truck and killed.
On her way to heaven, she asks God, "Lord, I can't be dead. You promised me I had 40 more years?"
God's response, oh I didn't recognise you.