A man was talking to God.
He said "God, what is a million years to you?"
God answered, a million years to me, is like a second to you.
Then the man said "God, what is a million Dollars to you?"
God answered, a million Dollars to me, is like a penny to you.
The man thought for a while, and said,
"God, can you give me a penny"
God answered,
"sure, just a second."